For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
found the mind reader
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns
when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.
me on my way to steal your man
Damn Honey forget my man take me