me leaving school
My sister got a microscope for her birthday
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP
WOW PLOT FUCKING TWIST
im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words
We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes
I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
senior quotes are the new text post
My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
I am tearing up