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My name's Taryn. I'm 16. Thank you for looking at my blog, hope you follow me ;)

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.


celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying


Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda)


if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence)


kodamaface:

anostalgicnerd:

This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS 


k1mkardashian:

aaliyahsashes:

Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?

DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS 

(Source: solangehitme)


spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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hinatas-husband:

kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway
and then the one in the middle

eye on the booty like

hinatas-husband:

kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway

and then the one in the middle

eye on the booty like

(Source: catleecious)


(Source: anostalgicnerd)


svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth


GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

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THAT’S JOSH PECK.

KNOW WHAT ELSE A “PECK” IS?

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A BOOB.

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JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.

(Source: notmattsmith)


eggplont:

"you were right"

eggplont:

"you were right"


lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan)


(Source: prjmrose)


lindsaylohoean:

the word bed is in shape of a bed this is amusing

(Source: lindsaylohoean)